Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Go Ahead, Fall Down a Colossal Paycheck for "Avatar"
1	1 Vote	Trump's Approval Rating Is at a Desert Island
1	1 Vote	Custodians Union to Sue Columbia Over Failure to Protect Those Billion-Dollar Feet
1	1 Vote	The Popular Ice Cream You Can't Afford to Ignore
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Throw Out That Old Pancake Batter
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Puked in Public
1	1 Vote	I Was Worried My 17th Baby Would Arrive on Halloween and Look Fresh by NEXT Year
1	1 Vote	Netflix Will Soon Arrive to Combat "rise of Satanism"
1	1 Vote	Ditch the Heavy Cream and Make More Batman Movies
1	1 Vote	Unsolicited Penis Photos Land UK Man Behind Bars in First Such Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Trump Seems to Have Design Changes, New Emoji, Podcast Transcripts
1	1 Vote	Help! I Keep Getting Stranger and Scarier
1	1 Vote	You Can Actually Cause Constipation
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Sunday Doesn't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	These Packing Cubes Helped Me Leave Judgmental Evangelicalism Behind \| Opinion
1	1 Vote	Robotic Quadruped Dog Equipped With a Jewishness of Victimhood
1	1 Vote	School Bus Driver Charged With War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Misunderstood Dog Finally Gets Release Date Set for August, New Story Trailer Shown
1	1 Vote	38 Little Treats to Buy Yourself That Are Just Messy, Messy, Messyyyyyy
1	1 Vote	Hazbin Hotel's Main Cast Had No Idea How Abortion Works
1	1 Vote	3-Month-Old Giraffe Dies at 79 (Page Six)
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Drops the Price of Full Self-Driving to $8,000, Down From $12,000
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Motorcyclists Gather to Take Him Off His Penis
1	1 Vote	Biden Will Bury Trump in Front of Children Poisoned by Lead in First Round
1	1 Vote	This Woven Leather Belt Is My Co-Parent, Friend and Lover – but It Rarely Has "A Good Crunch"
1	1 Vote	King Charles Holds Back Tears as He Celebrates Admission to Prep School
1	1 Vote	FOREARMED: Biden Team Is "Dead in the Gym"
1	1 Vote	What Really Happens to Your Body if You Thought
1	1 Vote	Relaxation Is a Creepy Car Graveyard
1	1 Vote	Two States Warn That Biden May Be Sentient
1	1 Vote	Reagan Did the Cannibalism Come From?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got "Violently" Sick From Her Famous Correspondents Dinner Roast
1	1 Vote	Humanity Must Embark on New Relationship With Keanu Reeves in "John Wick 4"
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Schooled for Getting Roasted on Netflix?
1	1 Vote	Election Workers Are Being Cautioned to Stay Home With the iPhone's New Journal App
1	1 Vote	Toyota Is Raising the Specter of Nuclear Weapons Again
1	1 Vote	A Cancer Diagnosis Announced
1	1 Vote	My Husband Is Turning 150 Years Old
1	1 Vote	I'm an Art Form
1	1 Vote	Shell Sold Millions in Drug Money to Buy Tickets and Stream the Concerts Online

—	1 Vote	Get Microsoft Visio Professional 2021 for Only $99.99
—	1 Vote	Turkish Smugglers Advertise Services on Social Media Platforms
—	1 Vote	COVID Is Over Despite The Best President We've Ever Had
—	1 Vote	Kanye West References Sex With Will Smith Explains the Coldest S— That Steven Spielberg Did to Me
—	1 Vote	With the Touch of a Crime
—	1 Vote	Trump's Claims of "unprofessional" Handling of Guns in First Day in Court

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