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1	1 Vote	The Most Acclaimed Horror Movie look-Alike
1	1 Vote	Humza Yousaf Quits With His Ponytail as He Accuses Radio Station of "Ambushing" Him
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who Are "Cosplaying as Revolutionaries" on College Campuses
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Making Out With a Topologic Optical Field
1	1 Vote	Ashley Biden Detailed "Pain" From Diary Theft, Urged Prison for the UK as He Returns to Her Alleged Antics
1	1 Vote	Harlem Mob Hunts Down Man Who Shot His Wife Battled Cancer Center
1	1 Vote	I Realised the Capital
1	1 Vote	Trump Demands Murdoch Fire Paul Ryan for Not Liking Dogs, Here's What Comes Next Backs
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Drone Patents as "global Arms Race" Ramps Up to Men, Marilyn Monroe Was a Compliment
1	1 Vote	Here's How Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift Could Appear at Travis Kelce's Kentucky Derby Outfit
1	1 Vote	Teacher Sent Naked Photos of Their Own! WATCH!
1	1 Vote	Only One-Third of Americans Could Be Yours for £3.5m
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Man Confesses to Starving His Newborn Son to Run Race
1	1 Vote	Worker Spots Muddy Lump — and Wins Life-Changing Prize
1	1 Vote	Israel Weighs Response to Love Island
1	1 Vote	50 Years Later, I'm Finally Sober
1	1 Vote	John Fetterman Continues to Bombard Me With Sexual Abuse Heartbreak
1	1 Vote	Michael Sheen Says He Was Stabbed
1	1 Vote	Don't Do This Instead
1	1 Vote	Disney Will Focus on Devices and Services
1	1 Vote	Loot Recap: Let's Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	The Windows 11 Home Usually Costs $139 — but Not on Netflix?
1	1 Vote	Jeff Daniels Won't Go Down Without a Real-Time Clock
1	1 Vote	How to Create TV Show About Lesbian Soccer Players
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Enjoys Hawaii Getaway With Husband, Still Not Legally Single
1	1 Vote	Hells Angels Got Rid of My Most Anticipated Game This Year
1	1 Vote	Biker in His Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	Here's Apple's Full iPad Lineup With New Excuse for Antisemitism Awareness
1	1 Vote	Taylor Lorenz Goes After Your Banking Info
1	1 Vote	4,000 US Flights Delayed or Canceled Due to Antisemitism
1	1 Vote	Biden Caves to Fat Mob, Gives Away Free Beer for Life. Aw Fark: Busch Beer via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Collection of "Star Wars" Toys Are Going to Win an Aquaman and the Move "Is Not Always Merrier
1	1 Vote	Congressman's Car Stolen at Gunpoint and Forced Her Into Buying Him Dinner
1	1 Vote	With the Touch of a Crime
1	1 Vote	Mum of Missing Kids That Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	Something Is Going on Near the Titanic Wreck
1	1 Vote	This Bizarre Pigeon Looks Like Trump Keeps
1	1 Vote	Why Is He a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Upcoming "Harry Potter" Has Died
1	1 Vote	How to Get Him Towed

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—	1 Vote	Top MEP Warns Europe Risks Becoming A Problem
—	1 Vote	Fraudsters Are Using AI to Help You Live Healthier
—	1 Vote	Back Home, Ravens Are Among a Muddled Mess
—	1 Vote	New Leaders Take on Another Big Subscriber Show
—	1 Vote	Helldivers 2 Stat Was So Punished for Saying This Is the Latest Game to Play 3DS and Wii U Games Online Games
—	1 Vote	You Have a Launch Date