Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	James Bond's License Is to Audit the Fed
4	4 Vote	Coolio's Selling Off His Amazing Prehensile Tail!
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Makes Rare Red Carpet Stains
4	4 Vote	Woman Who Lives in Elevator Shafts for Clicks
4	4 Vote	My Grandmother's Coffin Was Spattered With Blood and Honey
4	4 Vote	North Carolina Teen Slaps Teacher Across the Globe
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: Extreme Eclipse Anxiety Due to Kidney Ailment
4	4 Vote	I'm a 47 Year Old Instagram Boyfriend!
4	4 Vote	Nylon Rope Will Be Running for Congress Again
4	4 Vote	Finding Queer Longing in the war on Terror
4	4 Vote	Dog Actor Who bedded 2,000 Women & Published Own Sex Tape to Steamy Film That "ruined" Career 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Was Making a "Joke"
4	4 Vote	Eric Idle Says He's Working at TikTok for Just $3 Per Month
4	4 Vote	Pasta With Garlic and Olive Oil Tankers
4	4 Vote	Usher to Perform Gay Weddings
4	4 Vote	Tori Spelling Is Seen Laughing With a Pot of Gravy
4	4 Vote	Voices: Sorry, Women – You're Probably Going to Scalp Me
4	4 Vote	Trump Blows Up in Prison
4	4 Vote	It's No Wonder Republicans Believe in Male Supremacy
3	3 Vote	Legislature Adds Teeth to Florida's Best Beaches
3	3 Vote	Trump: I Will Never Go Brown Again
3	3 Vote	I Love My Country, but I Won't Need Maternity Clothes
3	3 Vote	Jake Paul in July Bout: I Plan to Help Post-Menopausal Women Slam
3	3 Vote	Biden Says He Has Gotten 81 Hostages Released in Theaters
3	3 Vote	Grand Theft Auto 6 Dead
3	3 Vote	Tucker Carlson: I Am Not Going to Be Absolutely Infuriating
3	3 Vote	Suicide Squad: Kill the MCU
3	3 Vote	Guess Who Is Teaching Jew-Hate to the Troops
3	3 Vote	Martin Scorsese's "Killers of the Planet Fitness"
3	3 Vote	Help! I Don't Regret a Thing
3	3 Vote	Want a Job That Can "Vaporise" Human Bodies
3	3 Vote	Are You Sure It's Not Nice to Fool Mother Owl Tennis
3	3 Vote	18-Year-Old Playing Video Games at Home Depot
3	3 Vote	Please Help Us All About the Future
3	3 Vote	New Dinosaur Species May Be "the Token Hot Blonde"
3	3 Vote	Palworld Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes 1	1
3	3 Vote	Avatar: The Last Word on Islam
3	3 Vote	Diagnosing Yourself With a Glitch
2	2 Vote	Revealed: British Wife, 76, Found Dead Butt
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Can't Deny the Sparks Flying Between Him & Trump

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ron Goldman's Family Speaks Out on Wife's Death After Stillbirth
—	1 Vote	Innocent Lives That Were Never Released Outside Japan Coach
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Does Not Fade Away
—	1 Vote	Hells Angels Got Rid of My Most Anticipated Game This Year
—	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat 1 Wii
—	1 Vote	NES Emulator for iPhone and iPad Pro