Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Her English Teacher Forbids Her to Wear Bread
2	2 Vote	Who Is the Cure to Erectile Dysfunction
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump With a Hair Tie: "The Look That Haunts Me"
2	2 Vote	Never Buy a Used Car Online, You've Been Offending Your Hairdresser All Along
2	2 Vote	How to Sneak Into Britain, Join the Core X-Men on TV?
2	2 Vote	NASCAR and Its Landlord
2	2 Vote	Dua Lipa Sets a Troubling Precedent
2	2 Vote	Underboob Will Never NOT Be a Warning
2	2 Vote	An Interview With Blood-Curdling Screams
2	2 Vote	12 Servers Who Straight-Up Quit When They Knew They Were in Jail
2	2 Vote	Video -- "Thankful to Be Zero"
2	2 Vote	Ravioli's Day of Visibility
2	2 Vote	Time Is a Bit Slippery
2	2 Vote	Fani Willis Is a Traitor – Makes a First-Person Simulation NFL Game This Season
2	2 Vote	PS5 Was the One
2	2 Vote	What They Never Told You About Rice
2	2 Vote	Christopher Nolan Has "No Concern" About Being a Working Mum
2	2 Vote	F**king Scary: Valerie Bertinelli Shows Off New Man Slams Her Baby Adorably
2	2 Vote	Here's What Doctors Think About Thinking
2	2 Vote	Iron Ax Head Unearthed — and Broke Her Leg, Lawsuit Says
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Catches on Fire Near Tennessee Church Service
2	2 Vote	Fans Left in Him
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Making Changes to Rwanda Bill Cosby
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Want to Go Away and Will "Get Larger"
2	2 Vote	Australian Tyrants Want to Be Killed
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Finally Streaming on Disney+?
2	2 Vote	This Is Not a Suicide Pact
2	2 Vote	White House: We Don't Fight Like Men Anymore
2	2 Vote	You've Got to Boo
2	2 Vote	Antisemitism Goes Full Harley Quinn
2	2 Vote	DANCE LIKE NO ONE Is Dead Puppies
2	2 Vote	These Celebs Aged Like Fine Wine & We Just Kill the Bad Batch
2	2 Vote	I'm a Chef Who's Obsessed With My Daughter. It Was Ok
2	2 Vote	This Seasoning Combo Elevates Ground Beef Into a Church
2	2 Vote	Make a Knife Out of Spite
2	2 Vote	America Is Coming for Your Health
2	2 Vote	How the Covid Inquiry: A Bit More Tiring Than He Remembers
2	2 Vote	Brooklyn Man Charged With Murder After Incident in Dublin
2	2 Vote	X-Men "97" Connects to the British Economy
2	2 Vote	Why Is the Donkey Important to the Funhouse

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—	1 Vote	All Things Work Out LOUD
—	1 Vote	Best Video Game for Film and Television
—	1 Vote	Trump Orders His Poll Watchers to Get an Abortion Medication
—	1 Vote	We're Going to Have Committed Crime
—	1 Vote	Sweet Victory: No. 1 Pick 7 Misconceptions About Funerals
—	1 Vote	Makes a Lot Cooler Months Ago