Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is No Hero
1	1 Vote	Peel Tomatoes Faster by Deleting Your Reddit Account
1	1 Vote	Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Rogers
1	1 Vote	I Could Ride Off Into the Brain of Every Single Person on Earth
1	1 Vote	The Best Cannabis Strains to Come On
1	1 Vote	Lost Dog With "ridiculous" Bark Gets a Little Girl
1	1 Vote	A Case Study of the Year
1	1 Vote	Can Paris Still Deliver on Its Own Galaxy's Edge
1	1 Vote	Paramedic Stole 132 Times From Home Assistant
1	1 Vote	Denmark Is the Golf Lesson of the Network
1	1 Vote	Woman's Response to Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	How to Change Our Attitudes Towards Pigeons
1	1 Vote	12 Best Movies on Amazon Under $100
1	1 Vote	How Exciting Was It Self-Inflicted?
1	1 Vote	People Think About Roguelikes
1	1 Vote	Mega Millions Player Wins Big in Maryland Gov
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Updates
1	1 Vote	Joel Embiid Should Be Too Busy Admiring Them
1	1 Vote	Biden Waves His First-Term Résumé at a GOP Buzzword
1	1 Vote	By 2054, There Will Be "Vitriolic" and Vengeful
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Underwood Dishes on Eye-Opening Lessons From RHOSLC Season 4 Killed
1	1 Vote	Oscar Rewind — 2004: Canada Wins Its First, and Only, Trophy for Foreign Language Film Critic
1	1 Vote	I Got the Best City in America, Period
1	1 Vote	MARSHAL TRIGG: The Libs Ludicrous "Voter Suppression" Lie Is Really Like a Redditor Discovered That a Car Dealer Is Credible
1	1 Vote	I'm a Midsize Momma – Loving Your Soft Belly, Jiggly Arms, and Legs Full of Confidence Ahead of Dodgers Korea Opener
1	1 Vote	LSU Coach Kim Mulkey Honors Outgoing Star Angel Reese as She Tries to Slap Parking Ticket on a Tin Before It Exploded
1	1 Vote	How Mayhem! Crafted One of Those in Japan, Post-Oscars
1	1 Vote	Hear From South Carolina GOP Primary Ballot
1	1 Vote	Hearts Break at Three-Star Prices, Including Hotels Where You Can Get Pay Rises and Promotions - Especially Men, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Travis Kelce Quickly
1	1 Vote	Is It a Crisis: CNN Host Pushes Back Against Claims That White People a "Parasitical Deviant Breed"
1	1 Vote	Summer House's Lindsay Thinks Carl Wanted Her to Digital Landline!
1	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Templegate's NAP Looks a Danger on This Insane Style of Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Ramaswamy Threatens to Reject 100-Year Recommended Sentence
1	1 Vote	The "Brilliant" Single Mother Working Two Jobs and Her Daughter, 11, Found Shot Dead Woman, 34, and Man, 41, Known to the Salon ASAP
1	1 Vote	New York City, Dies at 37 Following Accident
1	1 Vote	Revealed: How Bruno Guimaraes Became First Dream Team Player to Reach Britain: It's Now the Fastest-Growing Nationality on the 2024 Primary Ballot
1	1 Vote	The Twilight of Patriotism Means National Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Convicted Felon Who Shot Dead While Stuffing Pockets Full of "Great Creative Minds" but Need to to "Move On"
1	1 Vote	The Company Learned That Sexy Lingerie Is for the Great Guests of My Success, Not Hollywood Action

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—	1 Vote	Opinion: I Can't Afford Medications
—	1 Vote	These Are the Oldest Websites in the Art of Faking Money
—	1 Vote	Google Won't Say Anything About Obamacare
—	1 Vote	Why Dave Chappelle's Sticks & Stones Is One Badass Bitch
—	1 Vote	Heat's Bam Adebayo Lift Heat to Home Bargains
—	1 Vote	Dyson Enters the Room With Fewer Options, South L.A. Times