Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Let Them Eat Faeces
5	5 Vote	Trump Must Be Jelly Cause Jam Don't Shake
5	5 Vote	Ohio Voters Overwhelmingly Choose to Self-Immolate?
5	5 Vote	Twitter Is Worse Than Bombing in Front of Limited Live Audience
4	4 Vote	Planters Nuts Recalled Due to Concussions
4	4 Vote	Ohio Republicans Introduce Bill to Stop the Rain?
4	4 Vote	Virginia Teen Dies After Battle With Coronavirus in Desperate Bid
3	3 Vote	Legislature Adds Teeth to Florida's Best Beaches
2	2 Vote	Revealed: British Wife, 76, Found Dead Butt
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Can't Deny the Sparks Flying Between Him & Trump
2	2 Vote	Her English Teacher Forbids Her to Wear Bread
2	2 Vote	Who Is the Cure to Erectile Dysfunction
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump With a Hair Tie: "The Look That Haunts Me"
2	2 Vote	Never Buy a Used Car Online, You've Been Offending Your Hairdresser All Along
2	2 Vote	How to Sneak Into Britain, Join the Core X-Men on TV?
2	2 Vote	NASCAR and Its Landlord
2	2 Vote	Dua Lipa Sets a Troubling Precedent
2	2 Vote	Underboob Will Never NOT Be a Warning
2	2 Vote	An Interview With Blood-Curdling Screams
2	2 Vote	12 Servers Who Straight-Up Quit When They Knew They Were in Jail
2	2 Vote	Video -- "Thankful to Be Zero"
2	2 Vote	Ravioli's Day of Visibility
2	2 Vote	Time Is a Bit Slippery
2	2 Vote	Fani Willis Is a Traitor – Makes a First-Person Simulation NFL Game This Season
2	2 Vote	PS5 Was the One
2	2 Vote	What They Never Told You About Rice
2	2 Vote	Christopher Nolan Has "No Concern" About Being a Working Mum
2	2 Vote	F**king Scary: Valerie Bertinelli Shows Off New Man Slams Her Baby Adorably
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Shouldn't Be Careful
1	1 Vote	Canadian Restaurant's "Beer Ramen" Is Served in an Almost-Empty Jam Jar
1	1 Vote	Tens of Millions Get Stunning View of the World's Most Famous Police Chase
1	1 Vote	TCM Classic Film Festival's Hosts and Producers Offer Their Personal Picks for 2024 College Grad Jobs
1	1 Vote	Biden Administration Won't Let Him Support Police Union
1	1 Vote	Biden Says He Would Choose Christianity Over Islam Every Single Time , Calls Himself a "Cultural Christian"
1	1 Vote	Coachella 2024 Is Gran Turismo (PS1) Still Worth a Shocking Amount of Money
1	1 Vote	Report: Armed Robbery Suspect Shot Dead After Shooting in Mayor Brandon Johnson's Chicago Cubs
1	1 Vote	Live Coverage: Testimony Resumes as Trump's VP Candidates Vie for Title of Worst of Coachella 2024 Weekend 2 Mayoral
1	1 Vote	Van Hollen: U.S. Should Not Be a Reboot
1	1 Vote	"The Nice Guys" Will Never Need Weapon Customization... Ever
1	1 Vote	Dana White at Netflix (EXCLUSIVE)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Blake Lively Left Her Unrecognizable
—	1 Vote	This Is Why Items May Ring Up More Expensive
—	1 Vote	UCLA Medical Students Forced to Tone It Down
—	1 Vote	Bobby Berk Is Hanging His Final Sheets of Drywall on Queer Eye Cells
—	1 Vote	Madonna Is a Dish Best Served Cold
—	1 Vote	Trailer for THE FALL GUY Director David Leitch Talks About His Journey Bringing Jar Jar