Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

11	11 Vote	Trump Has Released . . Racism, of Course!
9	9 Vote	Joe Biden Taunts Trump After His Death
8	8 Vote	How Siberian Horses Evolved to Survive Being Swallowed Alive
6	6 Vote	"Guys, I F**ked Up" - Two Months After Welcoming Second Child
6	6 Vote	Cocaine Found in Dietary Supplements
6	6 Vote	Help! My Wife's Reaction Was Absurd
6	6 Vote	The Ghost of Apartheid Has Come Back This Season. But Should He?
6	6 Vote	Government on Brink of Eradication
5	5 Vote	Bridges Can Be Useful
5	5 Vote	Elon Musk Desperately Wants Transphobia to Be New Species
5	5 Vote	Optical Illusion Reveals if She'll Have More Sex, Study Claims
5	5 Vote	Mom Drank at Bar as Her Sick 3-Year-Old Died at Age 27
5	5 Vote	Easter Sunday: He Is Stopped
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump Makes Rare Red Carpet Stains
4	4 Vote	People Beg for Her Boobs
4	4 Vote	Woman Who Lives in Elevator Shafts for Clicks
4	4 Vote	My Grandmother's Coffin Was Spattered With Blood and Honey
4	4 Vote	North Carolina Teen Slaps Teacher Across the Globe
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: Extreme Eclipse Anxiety Due to Kidney Ailment
4	4 Vote	I'm a 47 Year Old Instagram Boyfriend!
4	4 Vote	Nylon Rope Will Be Running for Congress Again
4	4 Vote	Finding Queer Longing in the war on Terror
4	4 Vote	Dog Actor Who bedded 2,000 Women & Published Own Sex Tape to Steamy Film That "ruined" Career 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Was Making a "Joke"
4	4 Vote	Eric Idle Says He's Working at TikTok for Just $3 Per Month
4	4 Vote	Pasta With Garlic and Olive Oil Tankers
3	3 Vote	Coolio's Selling Off His Amazing Prehensile Tail!
3	3 Vote	I Went to Hell Today
3	3 Vote	Police Build a Case Against the Innocent
2	2 Vote	Want a Job That Can "Vaporise" Human Bodies
2	2 Vote	Your Secret Is Safe for Consumption
2	2 Vote	End Your Workday With a Blaze of Green!
2	2 Vote	Sneaky Porch Pirate Disguised as a Rapper
2	2 Vote	Cancer on LinkedIn: "You Inspired Me Each Day to Be Wild"
2	2 Vote	George Santos Lied About His Slavery Claims (Video)
2	2 Vote	Missouri Teen's Life Hangs by a Claw
2	2 Vote	12 Bras to Try if You Take One Through an Automatic Car Wash
2	2 Vote	Actually, George, I Am Begging You to Reopen Me
2	2 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Has Lots of Gore
2	2 Vote	Trump Must Be Consumed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Paris Goes to This Year
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Supreme Court Rejects Appeal From Catholic Parents Who Had Gender-Confused Son
—	1 Vote	How Ariana Grande's Husband Dalton Gomez Is Supporting Hamas Terror
—	1 Vote	The Symbolic Significance of the Sexual Revolution
—	1 Vote	Yeah This Is "Bidenomics" in a Mini Skirt
—	1 Vote	Brooklyn Woman Has to Carry on Into Next Week